Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

than the blue routes.

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Riddle: How do budget cuts, DEI hires, and empty reservoirs, turn the bluest, most Democrat city Red?

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Senate

Can I know a love story of a medical student?

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

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Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Do married men like sucking dick?

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

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Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

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You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

What do porn stars do when they get old?

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

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Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

House members

They are listed above.

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Senator James Risch of Idaho

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina